Wednesday, June 15, 2011

Wuxi woes

It was hot. Humid. And our bank was closed.  

Not closed for lunch. Or just for the day. Closed. Gone. A la "welcome to China, where construction is happening 24 hours a day and a bank can disappear overnight" closed. You gotta love this place. 

So off we trudged to the next ATM we knew of. Already sweating (and maybe whining just a tad) I suggested we consider just throwing in the towel on our trip to Wuxi and going home to sit by the A/C. An idea my husband cruelly nixed. So money finally in hand, we hailed a cab to the bus station. 

It should be noted that co-workers had told Brian we could get a private car to and from Wuxi for 600RMB (just shy of $100). Well, we've turned in to real misers here in China (you can live so cheaply here, who wouldn't!?!?) so it became a matter of pride that we do this trip as cheaply as possible. So with two 28RMB round trip bus tickets in hand, we were thinking we were pretty dang cool.  Forty minutes later we were in Wuxi and on a city bus to Ling Shan for 2RMB each. That's right. Total trip cost so far: 60RMB. We rock. What we didn't realize was that taking the the 2RMB city bus meant it would take 2 hours to drive what should be a 30 minute trip. But hey, the bus was weakly air conditioned so I wasn't complaining.

Four hours after leaving our apartment, we finally arrive at Ling Shan and faint when we realize the admission price is nearly $30 per person! That's almost a month's worth of groceries here! Talk about tourist trap--they get you out in the middle of nowhere and realize you're willing to pay almost anything since you bothered to make the trip.

So what is Ling Shan? Ling Shan is the site of a 1,000 year old Buddhist Temple (which it turns out you can't really explore), an 88m statue of Buddha (9th tallest statue in the world) and two palaces. Friends' opinions had ranged from really enjoying Ling Shan to describing it as Chinese Disneyland. Brian and I are definitely in the latter camp. We wanted to leave almost the moment we entered. The only thing historic about Ling Shan is the temple. The rest is an artificial, manufactured tourist trap. The statue was built in 1996. The two palaces were completed in 2008. And the clincher--there is a gaudy "musical dynamic fountain" with a huge lotus flower that spins and opens up to reveal baby Buddha, complete with waterworks and light show. And when you leave, you're forced thru a gift store and food court the size of Costco. 

So we climbed up to the base of the statue, snapped some photos of interesting details and agreed that despite the ticket price, we had no desire to stay and explore in the hideous heat. We started walking back to the bus stop, knowing that TGIFridays was waiting for us back in town. Hello cheeseburgers and margaritas! Miraculously, there was a cab passing by and our Scrooge-like approach to this trip went out the window. For 95RMB we made it back to Wuxi in a mere 30 minutes only to find that like our bank, TGIFriday was no longer in business. What a day.


Meanwhile back here in Jiangyin it's been raining the last few days and I couldn't be happier. We leave for Australia in 15 days and the temperature in Perth today is only 63! I promise the lower the temperature and humidity, the cheerier my blogs will get!




Five Signet Palace
Tacky lotus fountain with Buddha in the distance

Fountain detail

Buff warrior


Another statue of Buddha fighting off devils


Prayer tablets were for sale everywhere.





You know it's bad when you start taking photos of colorful garbage....
For those not up to the climb, there were several smaller replicas of Buddha


View from the top

Why does he look unphased by the heat???
When I look like this!?!?!




Carnivorous fish gutter decor

Prayer wheel

Almost free!!

Friday, June 10, 2011

Slightly obnoxious blog. Sorry. (not really)

Brian and I have been dreaming of our upcoming Australia vacation for months now (only 20 days to go!!!!). While we're very excited about all the diving, koala cuddling, and relaxing we have planned, we've also been dreaming of the things we can't wait to do/purchase because they simply don't exist in China.

Our souvenir wish list:

10. For Brian: socks that fit

9. For me: Jeans. The Chinese genome is enviably missing the hip gene.

8. Sneakers for our behemoth feets.

7. Cheese. GOOD cheese.

6. Vanilla Extract

5. Cornmeal. Oh Cornbread, how we've missed you!

4. Chocolate chips that don't cost $45 for one bag. I'm not kidding! Okay, okay, it was a 5kg bag, but still, that's darn expensive for me to have (sneakily) eaten 80% of the bag!

3. Memory foam mattress pad (we've already located Costco in Melbourne for this beaut of a purchase!)

2. Eat (snarf, inhale, etc.) delicious, juicy cheeseburgers. Lots of them.

So I realize this is a pretty mundane wish list and you're most likely thinking that reading this far has been an utter waste of time.  Fear not.

At the top of our non-touristy-to-do list is:

1. Date night at the movies. 

In English.

No reading subtitles.

But not just any movie.

This movie.

Three days before it's released in the States.

NEENER.

NEENER.

NEENER.



For those Harry Potter fans who are already seething over this, when we get back to China two weeks later, we'll be able to buy the DVD.

For $1.

Monday, June 6, 2011

Duanwu Festival (Part 2)

At the end of my last post, (which if you have time, you'll want to read first), we were in Yuecheng, stuck on the wrong side of the river, trying to connect with Stella's friend Joanna on the other side. 

So off we trekked to the nearest bridge, only to find the first access gate to the stands locked. So was the second. And everyone exiting was wearing an official lanyard. So we stopped at a roadside food stand and soon we had an audience of about ten people involved in the discussion of how the heck we were supposed to get to the bleachers for the races on this side of the river. Eventually a security guard in a golf cart was flagged down and convinced to give us a ride to the main gate. Which was a long way away, especially since the battery was almost dead, giving it a top speed of perhaps 5 miles an hour. So he drove us right through the police barricade and dropped us off. We were finally (almost) there! One more 15 minute walk and we found Joanna. We now had 3+ hours to kill until the next races (which many people continued to inform Stella and Joanna on our behalf, the Russians had advanced to the afternoon semifinals, so not all was lost). So what does one do while waiting for dragon boat races to start? Why you visit your official Jiangsu Provincial Racing Pigeon Training Center, of course!




This motel's gone to the birds! yuk, yuk yuk....!

They wouldn't let us go in any further...but they told us they had 6,000 pigeons!

Next stop? Why, let's go pick peaches of course! Stella didn't know this, but it turns out the gentleman selling the peaches is the uncle of another of Stella's friends we happened to meet later in the day. The peaches we were allowed to pick were in a hothouse....so not that sweet. They are strangely crunchy and remind me more of a plum than anything else. But Stella and Joanna assured us they were a type of peach.



Darling daughter of a worker at the orchard. They weighed our fruit on their bedside table.


So now it's time to finally head back to the races. On the way we saw the Russian team. We naturally had to adopt them as our home team for the day, because if you're the only two Caucasians in a sea of Asians, you are by default assumed to be Russian. Why else would two Caucasians be there, other than to cheer on their motherland?


So what is Duanwu Jie all about anyway?  If you'll bear with me, here's a little history lesson--I promise it will bring a bit more sense to a holiday that involves dragon boat races and throwing rice into rivers!

Today, June 6, is Duanwu Jie--Double Fifth Day. The date changes every year. It's the fifth day of the fifth lunar month in the Chinese calendar and the final day of the three day celebration in honor of the poet Qu Yuan (340-278BC). Qu was a much loved member of the royal family who fought against corruption in the court. He was also a minister to the Zhou Emperor in his home state of Chu. This era is known as the Warring States Period, when many feudal states were trying to carve out their own kingdoms. When the Emperor allied Chu with the increasingly powerful state of Qin, Qu was exiled for his strong opposition to this alliance. In exile, Qu taught and wrote a prolific amount of poetry, for which he is remembered today. Twenty-eight years into his exile, the state of Qin conquered his home state of Chu. In despair, he wrote this final poem, and then drowned himself in the Milou River, on the 5th day of the 5th lunar month. (See, I told you this was related to the holiday!)

Many a heavy sigh I have in my despair,
Grieving that I was born in such an unlucky time.
I yoked a team of jade dragons to a phoenix chariot,
And waited for the wind to come,
to soar up on my journey.

It is said that Qu was so loved, that the local fisherman raced out in long boats beating drums to scare the fish away, and threw zongzi (rice dumplings) into the water so the braver fish not scared off by the drums would not eat Qu Yuan's body.  So to this day, people commemorate his death with dragon boat races and the eating of zongzi. The Chinese also believe if you can stand a raw egg on it's end today, the rest of the year will be very lucky.

We finally made it!

Starting line


It really was fun to watch. And talk about synchronization! The fast teams just looked flawless, and then there were some pokey teams wearing life jackets.

Before the final races, they painted the dragons' eyes red in order to wake them up.

We made some new friends!
These girls were darling! Twelve years old and eager to speak English with us. They were surprised we could speak a little Chinese ourselves! They were very outgoing and precocious (which Stella and her friends were constantly apologizing for, but I thought they were darling). They even told Brian he needed to shave! They were ecstatic when I asked to take a picture with them.


Then there was Stella's friend's brother's mother-in-law with her grandson. He was intrigued yet terrified by Brian.

Then these boys joined the bandwagon. Doesn't Brian look thrilled at this point?

The two younger boys were darling and although they didn't speak English, they seemed content just comparing their shoe size to Brian's, checking out his watch, and trying to touch his hair when he wasn't looking. When I pulled the camera out, the older boy seriously tackled the two kids just so he could be in it as well. Obnoxious. This photo is after giving him the stink eye to calm down. Lastly there was a random woman who gave me her baby (who immediately started crying),  took a photo, and left. Bizarre. We were truly a tourist attraction.

On to the races! Here's the Russians ready for action. They placed 2nd, so they advanced to the finals.

In the middle of the races, this garbageman trolled right on through.



So I know this was a long post--I hope making it to the end was tolerable! It was just such a fun day I didn't want to leave anything out. The only photo I have of the whole group we spent the day with (it grew to 3 of Stella's friends by the afternoon) is out of focus....but hopefully we can spend more time with them in the future. I truly had a fantastic day--hopefully they did too and didn't simply feel like they were doing Stella a favor by spending time with us. Regardless, I'm officially declaring it "my best day in China (so far)."